ETA: So I can't edit polls and have to live with the plot's now...
Who plot's the most twisted and amazing storylines
Who invents the most interesting and enganging characters?
Who writes the funniest lines?
Who produces the most gutwrenching angst?
Who invents the coolest heroines?
Who's the king of quirky cute?
Who's the king of time travel?
Who inflicts the best (or worst) personal tragedy on his characters? Who's the king of pain?
Who writes the most slashable people?
Who manages best to give a story a proper ending?
Who's the king of suspense?
Who has attracted the craziest fans?
Who writes the best epic battles and fight scenes?
Who's your personal favorite ?